ZOMG Epic Regular Price: $14.99
So gamers… let us now recognize and thank those who put up with us. With our late nights, with our incomprehensible lingo, our frustrated screaming into headsets (or getting screamed at by some random 12 year-old if you happen to play any FPS on Xbox). Let us say “thank you” with the gift of a delicious Pinot Grigio that is sure to help smooth over those game-related relationship bumps.. Or hey, buy one for yourself to gently say “you should have bought this for me” to your own geek.
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Yes… yes, he is going to sit there in front of that stupid computer, with those damn “geekphones” on his head, shouting to his “guildies” all night long… again. He is going to speak some insane foreign language using words like “nub”, “pwn”, “roflcopter”, and “zomg”. He will express inane excitement over something called “epics,” and in the same breath curse his luck with shouts of “hax!” All of which is why you, Gamer Widow, will so thoroughly delight in this Pinot Grigio, with its creative mix of apple and honeysuckle. Crisp and fruity “on the tongue,” pairs nicely with the sweet solace of reality TV.
