ZOMG Epic Regular Price: $16.99
Fancy a red but not something as heavy as a cab? Then Stunlock may be just the thing. Perfect with a couple of your favorite Hot Pockets®, a plate full of pizza rolls, or either side of the stunlock process you’re sure to enjoy this delightful red blend.
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You can’t do that right now… But really, it’s totally fair and balanced to be taken from 100% to 0% without actually being able to respond in any way. It’s all good – there’s nothing you can do about it. You might as well grab a glass of our comforting red blend — savor the complex yet mild flavor, the full body and smooth finish. Put some pizza rolls in the toaster oven, relax… and wait for them to blow all their cooldowns so you can rez, run back, and mash them into a puddle with an eyeball sticking up. Unless there are two of them, of course, in which case… you can’t do that right now.